Novelist Nicole Richie enjoys writing so much she may already be working on a sequel to her award-winning book, The Truth About Diamonds (2004). Who says the writing life can't be fun? This roman à clef is worth its weight in tiaras -- can't wait to see the movie adaptation!
Poor Britney Spears -- will she ever find a good man to love her? More urgently, will her hair grow all the way back before the Iraq War ends? What color will it be? A riveting true-life drama. Stay tuned!
Poor Lindsay Lohan! She's so messed up! Will she make it through rehab again? And this time around, will she learn from her mistakes? If she hires a personal driver, who will it be? Stay tuned: her 21st birthday bash is right around the corner -- this July 2nd! She'll finally be able to enjoy her vodka legally!
Ah, Paris Hilton. A former student pointed out that if she married me (or vice verse), -- and adopted my family name, she'd be Paris France! Isn't that amazing? How will she endure jail time? A dramatic sequel to her scintillating and best-selling memoir, Confessions of an Heiress (2004), may be in store for us all. One possible title (a little birdie told me) -- Paris Does Time: More True Confessions (2008). Can you dig?
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8 comments:
Did you do something to offend your student, that she'd suggest you should marry Paris Hilton? : )
Wow, you might be even shallower than I am! Although, I am wearing my tiara right now. I've been wearing it all day, and no one has said anything.
Thanks, Eric, for a break from your usual soft news to help us out with some truly hard hitting exposes on the world that really matters. ;)
Hey, though, Paris might make you change your name. Erik Hilton
Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears now those are names of people I know who they are!
Finally.
That's quite a potential reading list. I hope there's lots of pictures.
My students have just finished essays on approprite and inapproprite celebrity role models - your future wife got a convincing panning I'm sorry to say:)
appropriAte of course....
You know the film "Bobby" - Lindsey Lohan was such a very very good actress in that. (Sharon Stone was beyond good in the same film.) Wish LL's personal life wasn't so tumultous. (So funny, last time I read "LL" I thought LLCoolJ? - I'm so behind on the celebrity nicknames, my favourite nickname by far is FedEx - I nearly cried laughing.) Anyway, she needs to sit on Oprah's couch and get the "No drunk driving - ever!" message once and for all.
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