What Ever Happened to the Cow?

What ever happened to the cow?
What ever happened to Chairman Mao?
What ever happened to my English teacher, Joan Boyd?
What ever happened to my English friend, Jacqui Allen?
What ever happened to the neighborhood goat?
What ever happened to my East German friend, Anita Kretschmar?
What ever happend to my Chinese friend, Lu Ping?
What ever happened to my Ukrainian friend, Nina O.?
What ever happened to my Italian friend, Livia S. Livi?
What ever happened to my secretly married friend, Heather Rae B.?
What ever happened to my brilliant histrionic Temple Andy Warhol guru friend, Michael Angelo Tata?
What ever happened to Ptolemy?
What ever happened to Alexander the Great's body?
What ever happened to Hitler's teeth?
What ever happened to Anastasia?
What ever happened to Ted and Clare, the ones who lived together but pretended for his mother's sake?
What ever happened to Nikki K., whose father died from Agent Orange?
What ever happened to Sarah S., the complicit one who feigned innocence?
What ever happened to Ariana Braccalante?
What ever happened to Bensafa S. Berni of New Caledonia?
What ever happened to Greta Kukkonen?
What ever happened to the 8-Track?
What ever happened to reel-to-reel tapes?
What ever happened to Deanna V.?
What ever happened to Christine?
What ever happened to student protests?
What ever happened to that show All That Glitters?
What ever happened to Dolly, who loved Leon Uris?
What ever happened to that drop-dead beautiful Italian waitress in London?
What ever happened to Nancy Warner?
What ever happened to Mely Hodges?
What ever happened to Route 66?
What ever happened to all those people who were so important and are now off the radar?
What ever happened to Monica Lewinsky?
And by the way, what ever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Today's Rune: Defense.

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