Thursday, September 04, 2008

More Like Simple Jack


September 4, 2008: a fitting day for Republican thug Simple Jack Abramoff to receive another four years in prison. . . . .


. . . just as Democratic thug Simple Kwame Kilpatrick, now ex-Mayor of Detroit, is finally forced out of office and into the Wayne County Jail . . .


. . . and Simple John McCain takes charge of his fellow simpletons of the GOP . . .


. . . while Nefarious Dick Cheney is in Georgia selling tickets for the Third World War with Simple Mikheil Nik'olozis dze Saak'ashvili (Cheney's used to guiding simpletons) . . .


. . . and Simple Sarah Palin -- Cheney's would-be successor -- stands ready with her own rifle to bring simple new classiness to Washington.

Despite all the Simple Jacks of today and every day, Barack Obama will win . . . provided Democrats vote in large numbers . . .

Today's Rune: Protection.

6 comments:

the walking man said...

Yesterday was definitely one to circle on the calendar Erik. I wonder if Palin shoots her moose hunting partner with that gun will they be as deferential as cheney's hunting buddy?

Anonymous said...

Kwame Kilpatrick is a large number.--Sonny Elliot

Anonymous said...

Believe me, there will be no objections to her shooting anything or anyone. The Russians might as well surrender now.--Fred Bear

Charles Gramlich said...

I don't have a problem with Palin's guns. I have a problem with her politics.

Sidney said...

If I'm reading things right:

*She wanted to fire a librarian who wouldn't let her ban books.

*She fired people who didn't agree with her or who wouldn't go along with her.

*She turned down the bridge to nowhere but kept the money.

*City government spending went up when she was mayor at a rate that was higher than any tax growth.

*She denigrated grass roots organizers.

Is there any milk of human kindness there or should I ask: What would Jesus do?

Anonymous said...

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hail!!!!!!!--F.S. Key